Pix from Vancouver

Some friends and I decided on Friday to drive up to Vancouver and check out the whole Olympic scene on Saturday. We didn’t have tickets or anything, but we figured we’d just go check it out.

It was a lot of fun – we hit a pub, a dive bar, Quebec House, saw the Olympic flame, wandered by a lot of the venues, saw lots of super enthusiastic Canadians (and a few folks from other countries who weren’t nearly as loud), had a chance to buy (super popular Olympic) mittens for $70 (skipped that), walked a ton and ate a lot of crap (including the greatest hot cocoa ever).

My pix are posted here, but here’s a few to pique your interest:

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Crucial.com accuses me of mucking with their memory

I am pissed off. I have written to consumerist.com about this. Here is the email I received from crucial about this memory:

Hello,

Thank you for contacting us. Our lab did receive the module in and has done testing on the modules.  It has been determined that the modules could not have been sent out with the black chips that far off the memory board.  The reason a module would not be sent out in that condition is they could not fit into the system that does the labeling.

At this time I have spoken to my supervisor and he advised that we can either issue a refund on the modules for you or issue a Crucial in-store credit for the cost of the modules. Please let me know what you would like to do.

My response (which I also sent to some executives I looked up on the Interwebs):

What do you mean could not have been sent out this way? Is it possible that this happened somehow during shipping?

Do you think I somehow moved them? Why would someone do that? What would I possibly have to gain? I have a long relationship with crucial.com (originally under zzz@yyyyy.com and lately under ttttt@gmail.com) and have referred a lot of people to use crucial over the years. I have received excellent customer service in the past and have always been really happy with your company.

My motherboard is dead because I put defective memory that I received into my computer. Regardless of whether that memory was defective when it shipped or became defective during shipping, this was a crucial error and I should not be left hanging as a result.

I expect to be reimbursed (not a credit) for not only the memory I have returned but also to replace the motherboard in my computer. I am a well respected member of many online and offline technical communities, am a longtime Microsoft employee, and have been a good customer of yours for many years. Your company should do the right thing.

Now that’s funny

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John Biggs posts his cartoons at toothpastefordinner.com. It’s obviously not everyone’s cup of tea, but it definitely is mine.

Before & After

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Gus the dog went to the groomer today. 

It's not the Olympics. It's the "Quadrennial Cold Weather Athletic Competition".

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/23/colbert-cant-cover-olympi_n_...

Stephen Colbert's coverage of the Olympic games hit a snag Monday night when he was informed that NBC has a stranglehold on everything Olympic related.

NBC's grip is so tight, he can't even show any geometric shapes of any size or color without getting sued. If he wants to show the Olympic rings, they must be pixelated. If he wants to say "Olympic coverage," he...well he can't. Luckily he's come up with a better name for the games: "Quadrennial Cold Weather Athletic Competition."

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I hate NBC almost as much as I hate Congress. NBC is Anti-American. There. I said it.

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Late Night Cuteness

who's the baby bunny? you're the baby bunny! i heart the baby bunny. (what's happening to me????!!!!)

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Curling Explained (FINALLY)

Courtesy of Infographic of the Day: Curling Explained (FINALLY)

At last, someone makes sense out of the weirdest sport of the Winter Olympics.

If you've been following the Winter Olympics at all, you've probably seen a little bit of curling--and you've probably been totally baffled by it, as well. Finally, The Times of London has produced an infographic, designed by Ciaran Hughes, which explains the sport (full-size version here):

CurlingThe key to remember is that you only get points for the stones you throw that end up closer to the bull's eye than all of your opponent's stones. (Think of petanque or bocce ball, if you've ever played.) So in practice, it's rare for a good team to have more than one stone per round ('end,' in curling parlance) that actually scores.

Still curious about the game? Check out Mental Floss's guide to curling strategy--detailing things like where to place the stones if you're playing defensively, for example. Meanwhile: The medal rounds in curling begin this Friday! To get you pumped, here's a video by Swedish heavy metal band Hammerfall, featuring the Swedish women's curling team.

You're welcome.

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Someone stole my wifi!

Sigh.

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Just got off the phone with support engineer from crucial.com. I directed her to take a look at the pix of the memory that fried my machine here. She immediately put me on hold and went to talk to someone else (teehee). Later, she said “yes, that memory doesn’t look good at all”, which I’m considering the understatement of the day.

They asked me to send the memory back for “analysis” and then we can discuss how to resolve the problem.

I’m going to keep blogging about this so you know how crucial.com handles this issue. I will say that I have happily used them for many years and the one time I had some memory go bad (quite a while after I had purchased it), they quickly sent replacement memory, which impressed me a lot.

I’m hoping that they handle this situation in a similar quick and appropriate way, although obviously this is a much more expensive deal as my entire motherboard is dead, thereby making my desktop a large paperweight. I’ll let you know!

Bear Arms

Yippee! Now you can bring loaded guns into National Parks! I don’t actually have a problem with this the way I do about being able to bring loaded guns into bars in some states (I generally think the government should stay out of such things), but guns in general scare the crap out of me, so I want them as far away from me as possible.

From MSNBC.COM:

For years, federal law at National Parks allowed people to bring in unloaded weapons as long as they were stowed away. But starting Monday, that will change. Now anyone with a legal permit can bring in a loaded gun, concealed or otherwise, as long as it concurs with state laws.

The new federal law will have no effect on existing laws and regulations that are already in effect in National Parks that means hunting is still not allowed and guns are already banned from federal facilities like visitor centers.

Cute Baby Animals

Go see more at http://www.animals-zone.com/cute-baby-animals/. I especially like these baby platypuses/platypoo? platypii?

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Definition of irony

When bad memory happens

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Guess what happens when you put memory that looks like this into your computer? It smokes up and fries your motherboard. I’m really hoping that crucial.com does the right thing and will reimburse me not only for the memory but to replace the computer/motherboard. What a nightmare.

In case you’re not familiar with memory, those little black things on there should all be lined up – none of them should be sliding up over the top of the memory card. That’s a Very Bad Thing. Unfortunately, I didn’t notice this prior to installing the memory in my machine.

You can click on the picture to enlarge it to see the problem and the damage (the bottom shows burn damage on the leftmost picture).

Internet Censorship

At lunchtime today, I went over to building 33 on campus to see the Chinese International Debate team (college kids) take on a local college debate team on the topic of government censorship of the internet.

First of all, all of the Chinese kids expressed how excited they were to be on the Microsoft campus and how big a role Microsoft products play in their lives. it was really sweet. Then the American kids told us how they all have iPhones & use Linux. Heh.

The Chinese team was defending internet censorship and the US team was against it. I was wondering who would be on which side, but I’m really glad that I got to hear the Chinese kids’ perspective – or their government’s perspective. Two of the three Chinese speakers mentioned that they were personally against internet censorship because it prevented them from using Facebook & YouTube. But they explained why it was important.

They covered a lot of material, but a couple of things really stood out to me.

1) 70% of the people in China are peasants and they are “not ready” for this type of freedom yet. The government should focus on getting them sufficient food & water first.

2) The government prevents inaccurate information from being made available to people who have never had access to unlimited and unfiltered information and wouldn’t know that it was wrong.

3) China isn’t as powerful as the US, where the CIA knows where you are all the time (via your phone and laptop) and what you are doing. However, if Microsoft wants to provide this technology to the Chinese government, that would be great (chuckles all around…)

4) China needs time for people to get used to more freedom and right now it’s just too early to give them too much information. Mos t people aren’t savvy enough and bad people could take advantage of them.

The US team talked about freedom of speech and mentioned that providing information produces economic freedom and innovation. They suggested that if Microsoft employees were not allowed to see or use our competitors products, then we would be less likely to be creative and innovative.

They talked about reporters in China being jailed and about an area in China where all internet access was cut off. They said that the people in that area started spreading all kinds of rumors about the government that were actually more harmful than the truth because of a lack of accurate information.

They proposed that the Chinese government is primarily interested in maintaining their power and that by limiting what people can say (or hear or read), they are able to maintain their power.

The whole thing was fascinating and it was really interesting to hear the Chinese perspective on how they think things work here and how the issue of censorship is taught to educated Chinese citizens. It was a great way to spend my lunch hour today. I love the Microsoft has events like this. What a treat.

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Watching the chinese natl & local debate teams debate government internet censorship. it's fascinating. will blog about this later for sure.

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I’m so sorry

So Tiger Woods just made a very long (and seemingly sincere) apology to his family, friends, the media, his fans, unborn children and pets.

But here’s the thing: he doesn’t owe us an apology. He f*^%#d a lot of women whilst married. He is a sports guy. He represents sneaker and car and whatever else companies – who only care if people want to buy their crap cause he happens to be standing near it.

I’m sure his PR people pressured him to do a public mea culpa in order to help salvage his reputation. But honestly, there’s no way we’re really going to know if he’s changed. And it’s none of our business.

I know absolutely nothing about golf, but I hear that he is incredibly talented. Good for him. And he’s attractive (but not so much my type, but whatever), so companies want him to endorse their products. He can screw whomever he wants and he and his wife have have to decide how they want to deal with it. He didn’t rob a bank, molest a child or do anything to harm anyone other than himself, his wife and potentially the women he was with (as it appears that he was not totally on the up and up with all of them and they might have thought that they were his one and only. Mistress.) He has to deal with the damage that he has caused in his own and other’s lives.

But we love to see the rich and powerful suffer don’t we? Having to make a public confession is incredibly humiliating. Yes, of course if he truly is in some type of twelve step addiction program (which from the terminology and approach he used sure seems to be the case), it is important to take responsibility for your choices and actions. But it didn’t have have to be in a friggin’ press conference – unless you have PR people hounding you.

This man never needs to work again if he doesn’t want to. He could just work on himself and his life and go buy an island and quietly live out the rest of his life. The pressure of the public makes him have to humble himself in front of us. I think it’s sick and kinda sad.

Hate mail from third graders

After Neil deGrasse's museum stopped grouping Pluto with the other planets, he discovered what's sadder than hate mail: hate mail from third graders. A new interactive from NOVA shares some of the letters deGrasse received from defiant school children. "If it's small doesn't mean that it doent have to be a planet anymore [sic]," asserts one letter addressed to "Scientist." "Some people like Pluto. If it doen't exist then they don't have a favorite planet. Please write back, but not in cursive because I can't read in cursive [sic]."

Probably among the most adorable protest letters ever.

See the full story and slideshow at NOVA.

More on astronomy.

Photo credit: Fotolia

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Lindsey Vonn in minimal clothing

Don’t worry, it’s safe for work.

I was blown away last night watching the women’s downhill competition. It was crazy how fast they were going and there were some really scary looking crashes (although everyone got back up). Lindsey Vonn won and was adorable all crying because she’d worked so hard to get there and all…

And here is a video of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot they did with her and she is rather yummy it turns out.

Stephen Colbert at the Olympics

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In case you didn’t know, the Colbert Nation is sponsoring the US Speedskating team at the Olympics.

Kitty hates bad poetry

Wait for it…

Why location based tweeting services stink...

pleaserobme.com makes a really great point. Those tweeting services that announce where you are at this very moment are a great way of letting folks know that you are not home. Now.

Also, I don't care if you're the mayor of MacDonalds or if you're on line at the Post Office. It's exactly what people think makes Twitter boring.

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Cuteness du jour

Pandas on a SLIDE!!! :D

Bing Maps demo gets standing ovation at TED

Not sure if you’re familiar with TED – it’s a (super expensive and very limited attendance) conference that focuses on Technology, Entertainment & Design. They get super-interesting people to give short (under 20 minute) talks. You can access the talks at their blog. I like to download these talks to my phone cause my attention span when watching anything on my phone is somewhat limited – I couldn’t watch a whole movie on it, but I can watch a 10 or 20 minute presentation.

And they cover everything – art, science, technology. It’s really a great resource.

Anyhoo, the TED conference is going on now and while they generally take a while to post the talks, they have already posted this one where a Microsoft architect shows some new technology being integrated into Bing maps. It’s a very interesting 8 minutes…

Share Me

I added a new gadget to my blog to make it easier for you to share information from this blog to Twitter, Facebook and Buzz. Feel free to share away! --->

Buzz this

So Google’s gone and created a new time sucker called Buzz. It’s basically the same idea as Friendfeed but they pushed it out so that it’s forced available to all gmail users. Let me try to explain the idea behind it:

I post information in all kinds of different places on the internet: on my blog, Facebook, Twitter, Google Reader, Goodreads, my picture website, etc. Friendfeed (and Buzz) lets me aggregate all that information in a single place so that people (like you!) who care can go one place and see all the imageinformation I’m posting and that I’m interested in. And you can do so with all the people you’re interested in, just by subscribing to their Buzzes and then going to your Buzz site (Buzz is an option below Inbox in gmail. You can also get there from within gmail by selecting G then B on your keyboard.)

 

And on top of that, we can comment and have conversations about this information. This means that knowledge, brainstorming and discussion can occur in a way that tools such as Twitter do not really handle well.

I’m not a huge fan of the interface of Buzz at the moment, but I do like the idea of it (which is why I like Friendfeed so much). There’s some implementation issues that irk me though:

1) Every time I add something to Buzz, it emails me to let me know I posted something. Um…yeah. I know. I created a filter to find all emails about Buzz from me and set that to skip the inbox and delete them. It does email me when someone else comments on something I’ve posted, which can be handy but can also overwhelm your inbox. I created a filter to find all Buzz emails and skip the inbox and put them in a folder (gmail calls them Labels) called Buzz Stuff so that I can wander through there at will. I should have the option to enable or disable this email notification. And it should never email me when I post something (or make that an option as well. Off by default). That’s just ridiculous.

2) There’s been all kinds of agita about privacy issues, which Google has been scrambling to address. Basically, I should be able to say whether my information is posted when I subscribe to other people’s Buzzes. They’re not quite there yet. You can hide your Google Profile, which is the first step in doing so, but Google needs to improve this.

3) Navigation is kinda wonky.

4) Make it easier for me to see what’s new and what’s been updated with comments. There’s a yellow bar on the left side to show new comments, but I don’t see a good indicator that something is new since the last time I visited.

Anyways, you might want to check it out. You can check out or subscribe to my Buzz by going to http://profiles.google.com/amygeek (of course, you need a gmail account to play…)

Also, if you don’t want Buzz enabled in gmail, look at the bottom of your gmail Inbox screen and you’ll see the option to turn off buzz. Just click on that!

That is one HUGE bunny

What a thumper! Ralph the rabbit 'breaks mum's record as world's biggest bunny'

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 3:56 PM on 14th February 2010

As the son of the world's biggest bunny, it was always likely that Ralph the rabbit was going to be a big buck.

But he has well and truly proved a chip off the old block after breaking the record set by his mother Amy - weighing in at more than three stone.

Ralph, a continental giant rabbit, is just 12 months old but already weighs more than Amy did before her death in 2009.

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Ella McDonnell, 10, with the Ralph the rabbit, which is believed to be the world's largest bunny

Owner Pauline Grant relies on handouts from neighbours to feed Ralph - who weighs more than an average three-year-old child and has already become too heavy for her to lift.

'He is just so big. You do not fully realise until you pick him up and he has quite the appetite,' she said.

'It really hits us in the pocket having to feed him but thankfully Ralph is so famous in the area people stop me in supermarkets and offer to fit the bill.'

'I have no idea how big he is going to get, it could be a ridiculous size but everyone loves him and he laps up the attention.' 

Pauline is waiting on Guinness World Records to confirm Ralph as the biggest rabbit in the world after they changed their rules on measuring animals for size.

Ralph's dad Roberto is also a previous record holder for the world's biggest rabbit after weighting in at 35lb and measuring 3ft 1inches.

TV medium Derek Acorah, star of 'Most Haunted', visited Mrs Grant at her home in Sussex, believing the rabbit was 'possessed.'

'We are pretty sure our house is haunted by something or other, so Ralph went up to London with friends of ours to meet Derek Acorah,' Pauline said.

'They said it was pretty spooky and he had a good old chat with Ralph about the spirits in our house. He seemed to think Ralph was channelling the spirit of a ghoul.

'It sounds like a load of old nonsense but Ralph isn't your average rabbit.'

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Jon Stewart’s take on the snowstorm

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He’s dreamy…

I know science is evil and all

I mean it’s obviously wrong because it contradicts the Bible. And the Bible is the word of God and God is infallable. Therefore, science is wrong. It’s logic, people!

That is the perspective of some people on the right (not all of them, but folks like Glenn Beck and other “journalists” on Fox “News”).

Bill Nye (the Science Guy) and Rachel Maddow take on these folks’ perspective that Global Warming isn’t real because there’s been a really big storm on the East Coast this week. Bill calls them “unpatriotic” and says it “shakes him up”. Huh. He also explains the difference between “climate” & “weather” for those who might be unfamiliar with such complicated science terminology.

I’m having trouble embedding the video, but just click on the pic below to get there…

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Snowman protest at White House

I especially agree with the Arrested Development sign.

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This should give you a big smile

Sarah P is a retard

And Stephen Colbert agrees with me:

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Palin 2012: Abandon all hope that anything will ever change.

The Internet & Privacy

You know, I don’t really spend (much) time on websites that I would be embarrassed having published (yes, I occasionally read gossip sites – what? You were thinking something else? Huh.) But I do feel that the government has no right to monitor and know where I’m going and what I’m doing electronically. And they are asking for that. For all of us (well, all of us Americans. They’re probably already doing it for all of you who aren’t Americans…)

From cnet.com:

The FBI is pressing Internet service providers to record which Web sites customers visit and retain those logs for two years, a requirement that law enforcement believes could help it in investigations of child pornography and other serious crimes.

What remains unclear are the details of what the FBI is proposing. The possibilities include requiring an Internet provider to log the Internet protocol (IP) address of a Web site visited, or the domain name such as cnet.com, a host name such as news.cnet.com, or the actual URL such as http://reviews.cnet.com/Music/2001-6450_7-0.html.

The technical challenges also may be formidable. John Seiver, an attorney at Davis Wright Tremaine who represents cable providers, said one of his clients had experience with a law enforcement request that required the logging of outbound URLs.

"Eighteen million hits an hour would have to have been logged," a staggering amount of data to sort through, Seiver said. The purpose of the FBI's request was to identify visitors to two URLs, "to try to find out...who's going to them."

Look, I know the whole “why do you care if you have nothing to hide?” argument that people frequently invoke whenever the government wants to poke into our business. However, I don’t think that you have to have something to hide to support privacy. First of all, information can be misunderstood or misused. It’s not uncommon for someone to make assumptions that are inaccurate and when dealing with a government that’s often ruled by fear (especially when we’re talking about terrorism), it would be extremely difficult to get them to change an initial assumption. I saw this after 9/11 with a friend’s brother who had been living in the US for 20+ years (the family had migrated here from Iran). He was an executive at a major film studio but had never become an American citizen. He was arrested & held after 9/11 (for investigation or some other crock of crap) and it took the family a lot of time, money and resources to finally get him released. They had time & money & resources – most people would not.

If his internet records had been available to the government, who knows how they could have interpreted them and used them against him – regardless of why he visited certain sites. For example, I might go to a KKK site or the site for the nutcases that picket at soldier’s funerals to see for myself what these idiots are spouting. But without any context (and for some reason, an assumption of guilt), someone could think that I supported these morons.

Let’s keep an eye on how this progresses and let’s speak up if they try to get this through Congress.

John Murtha

Mr. Murtha was elected to Congress in 1974.

Dead.

More of What's Wrong with America

From Well, That Kid is Fucked: "

This brilliant woman was at a Palin/Texas Governor Rick Perry rally.

She's not very smart. And she's teaching that to her idiot child.
"

Corporations & Women & Leadership

An interesting talk by Deborah Kolb, the Deloitte Ellen Gabriel Professor for Women and Leadership at the Simmons College School of Management about why more women aren’t a part of senior leadership at large organizations.

Brilliant chart

This was in today’s New York Times. It shows the effect of various (frequently discussed) cuts and how they would affect the US deficit. I found it really interesting. Click on the chart to see a big version.

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From the accompanying article:

There is no easy way to put a big dent in next year’s projected deficit of $1.267 trillion, short of a dramatic rise in economic growth that would send new tax dollars cascading into the treasury.

The biggest and fastest-growing share of the budget still goes for mandatory entitlement programs — Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security — that no elected official wants to cut, and for interest payments on the debt, which they cannot cut without inviting a default.

What if you kept just the entitlement programs and got rid of everything else? You’d have a modest surplus — about $109 billion. But there would be no one left to mail the benefit checks.

Sarah Cheats

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The good news is that she’s capable of writing. (Seriously, that’s a pic of her hand from her $100,000 talk to the tea party nutcases on Saturday night.)

It says:

  • Energy
  • Budget Cuts
  • Tax
  • Lift American spirits

Um…you need a crib note to remember to life people’s spirits?

You should read Andrew Sullivan’s piece about why we should be scared of her. It wraps up with:

Above all, she is capable of generating a personality cult - much, much more so than Obama, because she can harness Christianism to her divine destiny. The power of this kind of appeal - of a charismatic, beautiful woman, an icon of the pro-life cause, persecuted by the evil elites, demonized by libruls, and commanding the biggest military on earth - should not in my view be under-estimated

You can shave the baby

Male Inequality

My imaginary girlfriend, Sam Bee (from the Daily Show), discusses how men are oppressed today and are behind women in terms of being understood and having options.

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Snooki where she shouldn't be

Go to http://www.urlesque.com/2010/02/04/snooki-crasher-photoshop-meme/ to see pictures of Snooki in all kinds of places where you wouldn't expect her to show up. Here's what they have to say about it:

You knew this was going to happen. You had to have known. Big fans of MTV's Jersey Shore = the internet. The internet is also known for putting things where they just don't belong. Who is the perfect pint-sized, cartwheeling wonder that would be so fantastically Photoshopped into scenes previously popularized by the web? Why, Nicole "Snooki" Pilozzi.

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SarahP is a Real American!

So here’s the thing: if you (a Real American) bought property and later put up a couple of cabins or houses or whatever, would you notify the local tax folks to let them know that the value of the property had changed so that they could adjust your property tax? It would definitely make me sit back and mull it over.

But…if you’re a politician, you should be doing everything by the book. Why give someone ammunition against you?

But if you are Sarah Palin, you’re a Real American, so you do what you think most Real Americans would do. Or you just don’t care. And keep in mind, this all went down while she was still Governor of Alaska.

From the Associated Press:

Records show that Sarah Palin hasn't paid any property taxes on cabins that have been built on two backcountry plots partially owned by the former Alaska governor.

There are no tax assessments for the two-story, house-sized cabins, a workshop and a sauna spotted Thursday in an aerial survey. Property taxes totaling $156.13 were paid on the land in 2009 — but that bill did not include anything for the structures because the local assessor didn't know about the new construction nearly 100 miles north of Anchorage.

Palin's attorney, Thomas Van Flein, said it is not the responsibility of property owners to report structures that go up on their land.

"It is the borough's job," he said in an e-mail. "The property taxes on this parcel are fully paid and have never been delinquent."

Dunivan, however, said owners are required by state law to report any omissions or errors in their tax assessments. Often, the borough learns of new structures in remote areas when neighbors report them. Dunivan said no one has called the borough on the Palin lots, among many in the region to add structures, the flyover survey found.

To me, this is a real scandal. The John Edwards thing is a disgrace and shows him to be a total scumbag but this is breaking the law. (Although adultery is breaking one of the 10 commandments, I know. And might even be illegal is some states – but mostly that appeals to our interest in sex scandals because so many people are sexually repressed. But don’t get me started on that.)

I know that this will never be mentioned on Fox News and if it is, it will be dismissed as a minor thing that we all do that’s being exaggerated by the left to attack poor SarahP.

In my opinion, elected officials should be expected to follow the law. All the laws. Cause I live in a fantasy world.

A few gay men & women

This is great news – members of the military – high ranking members supporting allowing gay people to openly serve in the military. Here’s my imaginary boyfriend Jon Stewart’s take on it (and John McCain has turned into a total douchebag):

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I heart the puppy bowl

I have a Stupor Bowl (I mean Super Bowl) party every year cause I have a massive tv and I like to gather my friends (& their dogs) around to eat and hang out. I'm not a huge football fan, but I enjoy watching sports with friends. This year I've invited a couple of South African friends who know nothing about football. I'm definitely tempted to make up the rules as we go along when we're "teaching" them about the game...

But my favorite time is halftime when the Puppy Bowl comes on Animal Planet. It truly is the cutest thing on the planet. This year's showdown will include old favorite such as shots from the world-famous 'bowl cam' and some new twists such as a new blimp-cam and bunnies dressed as cheerleaders.

You can go here to check out the players.


People People People

According to msnbc.com, 73% of people use the same password for their bank that they do for all their other password required websites. Your bank! Where your money is! And let’s not even start talking about whether that is a “good” password or not. Cause I’m pretty sure if you’re using the same password everywhere, it’s not a good one.

Let’s step back and take a look at this:

People often think that the internet is so big that the likelihood of them being targeted is very small. Actually, the opposite is true. Bad guys will often install software on your computer without you knowing it (it’s referred to as malware). You won’t even know it’s running although your computer may seem slower than it used to be. This software can be installed simply by you clicking to open a website or clicking to view something amusing or funny in an email (dancing pigs anyone?). It doesn’t interrupt with your daily work on your computer so you aren’t aware it’s running in the background.

This software is also running on thousands (millions?) of other computers and it’s running on behalf of someone malicious. It’s not necessarily stealing information from your computer (although it certainly can). It can be used together with all the other computers running it to attack other computers on the internet – when you combine together the power of lots of computers together, they become very very powerful and dangerous and can bring a website down or be used to “crack” passwords.

A password is easiest to crack (or break) based on the number of characters and other criteria. A password that matches a word in the dictionary (or is a name or other easy to find information – your birthday, anniversary, etc is often posted somewhere – like Facebook - on the internet) is ridiculously easy to crack. Adding numbers (esophagus69 or 3s0phagus) is slightly harder to crack, but not much. What makes a password strong? Well, the first thing is how long it is – if it’s 12 characters, it’s harder to break and they will likely give up and move onto someone who has a shorter, easier password to break.

How do you end up with a long (12 character) password? Use a memorable phrase: My dog Gus is the coolest! We’ve got caps and an exclamation point in there which makes it harder (although some sites won’t allow it) and it’s long. Some sites also won’t allow long passwords. In that case, you can use an abbreviated version of the memorable phrase: MdGitc! (first letter of each word of the phrase + caps + exclamation point).

I know that remembering passwords is a drag. There are many free password tools – I’m using http://www.passpack.com. It will generate difficult passwords for you and will remember them. I also like it because I don’t need to install anything on my computer and can access it from any computer (and it’s free) and as far as I can tell, secure. (I’ve done some digging into the technical aspects of how it works and am comfortable with it – for now. Internet security is a game where the bar is constantly being raised by the bad guys.)

Do you need to have good passwords for all of your sites? No. There are plenty of sites where I use throwaway passwords – the NY Times, other reading sites. But the password for my email (once someone can break into your email, they can change your password at any site you log into – they just say that they forgot the password & a new one is emailed to you), my bank, other financial institutions, etc. are all strong passwords.

The internet is huge. That doesn’t make your odds of being a victim any less. There are bad people out there using the power of the internet against you.

Oh and make sure you have good antivirus and antimalware software running on your machines. For PCs, Microsoft’s free Security Essentials software has received excellent reviews and can be downloaded here. You are absolutely a target and you are not invisible because the internet is big and there are millions of computers out there. Thousands of them are working together to find vulnerable computers – tests have shown that unprotected computers are attacked within minutes.