Showing newest 42 of 53 posts from December 2009. Show older posts
Showing newest 42 of 53 posts from December 2009. Show older posts

Don’t Rush

Last night, I was driving when I heard that Rush Limbaugh had been taken to the hospital in Hawaii. I’m afraid to say that my response was to smirk and try to think of snarky things I could post on Twitter. But almost immediately, I realized that this was not only in bad taste, it was just not the kind of person I want to be.

While I think that the guy is racist and a liar, there are a lot of people who love and respect him. And you just don’t hit a guy when he’s down. It’s morally wrong.

And if I think it’s wrong for folks to have been cracking jokes about Ted Kennedy when he died, then I can’t turn around and be snarky about someone who I disagree with.

Sigh. Sometimes it’s not nearly as fun to be moral as it is to be a bitch.

The 'Israelification' of airports: High security, little bother

While North America's airports groan under the weight of another sea-change in security protocols, one word keeps popping out of the mouths of experts: Israelification.

That is, how can we make our airports more like Israel's, which deal with far greater terror threat with far less inconvenience.

"It is mindboggling for us Israelis to look at what happens in North America, because we went through this 50 years ago," said Rafi Sela, the president of AR Challenges, a global transportation security consultancy. He's worked with the RCMP, the U.S. Navy Seals and airports around the world.

"Israelis, unlike Canadians and Americans, don't take s--- from anybody. When the security agency in Israel (the ISA) started to tighten security and we had to wait in line for — not for hours — but 30 or 40 minutes, all hell broke loose here. We said, 'We're not going to do this. You're going to find a way that will take care of security without touching the efficiency of the airport."

That, in a nutshell is "Israelification" - a system that protects life and limb without annoying you to death.

Despite facing dozens of potential threats each day, the security set-up at Israel's largest hub, Tel Aviv's Ben Gurion Airport, has not been breached since 2002, when a passenger mistakenly carried a handgun onto a flight. How do they manage that?

"The first thing you do is to look at who is coming into your airport," said Sela.

The first layer of actual security that greets travellers at Tel Aviv's Ben Gurion International Airport is a roadside check. All drivers are stopped and asked two questions: How are you? Where are you coming from?

"Two benign questions. The questions aren't important. The way people act when they answer them is," Sela said.

Officers are looking for nervousness or other signs of "distress" — behavioural profiling. Sela rejects the argument that profiling is discriminatory.

"The word 'profiling' is a political invention by people who don't want to do security," he said. "To us, it doesn't matter if he's black, white, young or old. It's just his behaviour. So what kind of privacy am I really stepping on when I'm doing this?"

Once you've parked your car or gotten off your bus, you pass through the second and third security perimeters.

Armed guards outside the terminal are trained to observe passengers as they move toward the doors, again looking for odd behaviour. At Ben Gurion's half-dozen entrances, another layer of security are watching. At this point, some travellers will be randomly taken aside, and their person and their luggage run through a magnometer.

"This is to see that you don't have heavy metals on you or something that looks suspicious," said Sela.

You are now in the terminal. As you approach your airline check-in desk, a trained interviewer takes your passport and ticket. They ask a series of questions: Who packed your luggage? Has it left your side?

"The whole time, they are looking into your eyes — which is very embarrassing. But this is one of the ways they figure out if you are suspicious or not. It takes 20, 25 seconds," said Sela.

Lines are staggered. People are not allowed to bunch up into inviting targets for a bomber who has gotten this far.

At the check-in desk, your luggage is scanned immediately in a purpose-built area. Sela plays devil's advocate — what if you have escaped the attention of the first four layers of security, and now try to pass a bag with a bomb in it?

"I once put this question to Jacques Duchesneau (the former head of the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority): say there is a bag with play-doh in it and two pens stuck in the play-doh. That is 'Bombs 101' to a screener. I asked Ducheneau, 'What would you do?' And he said, 'Evacuate the terminal.' And I said, 'Oh. My. God.'

"Take Pearson. Do you know how many people are in the terminal at all times? Many thousands. Let's say I'm (doing an evacuation) without panic — which will never happen. But let's say this is the case. How long will it take? Nobody thought about it. I said, 'Two days.'"

A screener at Ben-Gurion has a pair of better options.

First, the screening area is surrounded by contoured, blast-proof glass that can contain the detonation of up to 100 kilos of plastic explosive. Only the few dozen people within the screening area need be removed, and only to a point a few metres away.

Second, all the screening areas contain 'bomb boxes'. If a screener spots a suspect bag, he/she is trained to pick it up and place it in the box, which is blast proof. A bomb squad arrives shortly and wheels the box away for further investigation.

"This is a very small simple example of how we can simply stop a problem that would cripple one of your airports," Sela said.

Five security layers down: you now finally arrive at the only one which Ben-Gurion Airport shares with Pearson — the body and hand-luggage check.

"But here it is done completely, absolutely 180 degrees differently than it is done in North America," Sela said.

"First, it's fast — there's almost no line. That's because they're not looking for liquids, they're not looking at your shoes. They're not looking for everything they look for in North America. They just look at you," said Sela. "Even today with the heightened security in North America, they will check your items to death. But they will never look at you, at how you behave. They will never look into your eyes ... and that's how you figure out the bad guys from the good guys."

That's the process — six layers, four hard, two soft. The goal at Ben-Gurion is to move fliers from the parking lot to the airport lounge in a maximum of 25 minutes.

This doesn't begin to cover the off-site security net that failed so spectacularly in targeting would-be Flight 253 bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab — intelligence. In Israel, Sela said, a coordinated intelligence gathering operation produces a constantly evolving series of threat analyses and vulnerability studies.

"There is absolutely no intelligence and threat analysis done in Canada or the United States," Sela said. "Absolutely none."

But even without the intelligence, Sela maintains, Abdulmutallab would not have gotten past Ben Gurion Airport's behavioural profilers.

So. Eight years after 9/11, why are we still so reactive, so un-Israelified?

Working hard to dampen his outrage, Sela first blames our leaders, and then ourselves.

"We have a saying in Hebrew that it's much easier to look for a lost key under the light, than to look for the key where you actually lost it, because it's dark over there. That's exactly how (North American airport security officials) act," Sela said. "You can easily do what we do. You don't have to replace anything. You have to add just a little bit — technology, training. But you have to completely change the way you go about doing airport security. And that is something that the bureaucrats have a problem with. They are very well enclosed in their own concept."

And rather than fear, he suggests that outrage would be a far more powerful spur to provoking that change.

"Do you know why Israelis are so calm? We have brutal terror attacks on our civilians and still, life in Israel is pretty good. The reason is that people trust their defence forces, their police, their response teams and the security agencies. They know they're doing a good job. You can't say the same thing about Americans and Canadians. They don't trust anybody," Sela said. "But they say, 'So far, so good'. Then if something happens, all hell breaks loose and you've spent eight hours in an airport. Which is ridiculous. Not justifiable

"But, what can you do? Americans and Canadians are nice people and they will do anything because they were told to do so and because they don't know any different."

From thestar.com

When work feels overwhelming...

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This kitten has no bones

seriously - it's like octo-kitten

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Baby bears



I have no words.

From National Geographic.

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

Sigh. I know this makes me a bad American and all, but I don’t really enjoy watching things blow up.

I know. It’s practically a reason to be deported to Canada.

It’s lovely that this movie is doing so well and I must say that Robert Downey Jr looks might fine chained to a bed with a pillow over his naughty bits, but I was kinda bored by this flick.

And to boot, it ended with what’s basically the beginning of the next Sherlock Holmes movie. I’m sure it got greenlighted after this one did so well this weekend. The whole point is to get a series going.

Isn’t Sherlock Holmes a man of the mind? And what the hell happened to Guy Ritchie? I mean, his flicks have always had some violence, but this was obnoxious Hollywood, find an excuse to blow something up crap. Maybe this is his revenge on the US for Madonna. (they were married but aren’t any more and she’s apparently back to dating young Latino men again. But I digress…)

So, this is not a thinking man’s movie and didn’t have nearly enough nude Sherlock for me. However, I’m a snob so you may be perfectly delighted with this type of flick.

I did think that stylistically, the film looked really nice and there were some really great touches in the editing. Just not enough.

I give Sherlock Holmes 3 stars/out of 5.

Swedish girls...

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Movie reviews…

Saw Up in the Air a few weeks ago. I’m a big fan of George Clooney and this is definitely his kind of role. He plays a cocky, detached, unemotional guy who works Up in the Airas a consultant who is brought into companies to let folks go. That’s right, he works for a company that other companies outsource their layoffs to. Cause it’s just icky to fire people.

And of course, there’s the women in his life; the young, annoying one just out of school who has no real world experience but TONS of great ideas how to improve things and the (somewhat) age appropriate frequent flier woman he keeps bumping into (so to speak).

The beginning of the flick focuses on his life as a frequent flier and having lived in that word, let me tell you, they totally nailed it. Except I don’t carry the cards with me – I just have a list on my phone with the airline, hotel & frequent flier/guest info. I wouldn’t carry all that stuff!

It’s a sat/rom/com (where sat = satire, rom = romantic, com = comedy). If you liked Thank You for Smoking (Jason Reitman’s last film – he also directed Juno), you’ll like this one as well.

I’m kinda surprised that this flick is getting as many positive reviews as it is. I liked it but didn’t love it. I’d give it 4 out of 5 stars (and seriously considered giving it 3.5 out of 5 stars).

InvictusAnd on Christmas Eve, I went to see Invictus. This is one of those “inspirational” flicks that I generally try to avoid. But it was playing at a theatre that wasn’t in a mall (and I’m all about avoiding the malls on Xmas Eve) and there was nothing else playing there that interested me in the least (Avatar? Not for this geek.).

And I liked it. I didn’t love it, but it’s an interesting story that involves Nelson Mandela and rugby (really). I still don’t understand anything about rugby but I did learn that you can only pass the ball sideways & backwards. Also, there’s a lot of grunting in rugby. And Matt Damon really has become a good, quiet actor. He bulked up for this flick (as much as Matt Damon can bulk up – he’s not a very big guy) so that he looked (kinda) like a rugby player.

The historical content was interesting and though I can’t say that there were any huge surprises, it was an entertaining and interesting couple of hours. Again, I give this one 4 stars. I was accompanied by a man of a homosexual flavor and he really liked all the tight rugby shots. I mean rugby shorts. I mean…he liked it a lot.

Heading out to see Sherlock Holmes shortly. I hear there’s all kinds of homoerotic undertones. Teehee. I think that Robert Downey Jr. is an incredibly talented actor (if you haven’t seen Chaplin, go rent it asap cause he’s amazing in that role) and generally enjoy him in any role, so I’m sure I’ll dig this one too.

Will post a review of it later.

TSA Rant

I know, I know, I haven’t written much on here lately, but I’m all worked up and you people are the beneficiaries of my wrath.

The Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) whose job it is to protect us (the planes? the public) when flying apparently has responded to the most recent unsuccessful terrorist attempt by limiting folks ability to use their laptops or get up for the last hour of flights.

As a formerly extremely frequent flier (American Airlines 2million+ miles), who now only flies a few times a year (generally internationally though), I have always felt that the regulations that were put into place after Sept. 11, 2001 were really just there to make infrequent fliers feel more comfortable and safe. Those of us who spend a lot of time in the air are painfully aware how little most of these annoying, time consuming itsy bitsy little acts affect our safety.

I’ve generally kept my mouth shut because I don’t want to scare people. But let’s not be naive here folks – if someone wants to hurt you on a plane, they’re going to find a way to do it. Didja ever notice how you can buy bottles of wine (you know, with glass ‘n stuff) once you’re through security? Apparently, those bottles cannot be used to harm anyone. That’s special TSA approved glass I guess. Or perhaps, people make way too much money selling you bottles of water and wine after you’ve passed through security and we wouldn’t want to stifle that opportunity for capitalism just for your safety. (ok, water bottles aren’t harmful, but believe me, those shops are making a killing off the fact that you can’t bring your own water through security).

And btw, the TSA isn’t even doing a good job of applying the regulations they have. Have you read any articles about how people are slipping all kinds of restricted items past security? In my experience, I was unintentionally flying with a Swiss Army knife (mixed in with a bunch of misc. stuff in my bathroom bag) for more than a year after 9/11 (through LAX, JFK, LHR and other major airports) and no one caught it until I was passing through St. Thomas (I don’t even know what the TLA for St. Thomas is!). Depending on people visually identifying objects on an xray machine is just asking for things to be missed. Humans get tired or distracted. It’s just not reliable. It’s a joke.

And what really gets me is that the TSA takes the approach of addressing a problem AFTER someone has exploited it. You know, like how (almost exclusively in the US) we have to remove our shoes to be xrayed after that nutcase tried to blow up his shoe. First of all, talk about slowing down the process. Second of all, xray will only show metal in the shoe, so I’m not sure how that makes us all that much more secure. Third of all – if it’s always been that big a threat, why is the TSA in a reactive mode? Shouldn’t we have anticipated this?

This most recent nutcase had explosives sewn into his undies and tried to set them off as they approached Detroit. TSA’s immediate response: you can’t get up during the last hour of your flight.

Um…this assumes:

a) you have to get up to set your undies off

b) you only want to blow up your undies during the last hour of the flight

c) you’re some sort of moron. Okay, that one does seem to apply to these idiots who have tried to “blow up” planes (the shoe guy and this one), but still, I don’t think that assuming every potential terrorist should be considered a moron until they prove that they are.

And nothing in your lap for the last hour of the flight. I guess they figure that this forces people to set their undies on fire while others are looking, or a flight attending happens to be walking by and looking at you so that they can stop your or shame you or whatever. Absolutely reasonable, right? I understand the idea of layering security – if something gets past one layer, a later one should pick it up. But once someone’s on the plane with their dangerous items, we’re kinda already screwed. Depending on the (overworked and underpaid) flight attendants or other passengers to protect the plane is kinda ridiculous in my book. I especially love when the pilot goes to the bathroom there days, a flight attendant will block the way to the toilet with one of their rolling food carts. The flight attendant then stands there and stares at the first class passengers. I guess they’re intimidating us. Seriously? This is what we call security? A 120 pound unarmed person standing behind a big box on wheels? Well, I sleep solidly on the plane (mostly so that I don’t have to be irritated by such nonsense).

Let’s not fool ourselves people. TSA is not there to protect you. TSA is there to give you the illusion of safety. I can’t wait to see what sort of anti-undie regulations come out of this more recent event. Get ready for the all nekkid airlines of the future.

Merry xmas!

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Okay, so I stole this picture of my friend Angella from her facebook page. But seriously, isn’t it great?

Hope everyone is having a great holiday.

Everyone needs a little shelter sometimes...

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Microsoft Security Essentials Ranks as Best-Performing Free Antivirus [Antivirus]

If you don't have antivirus (or yours isn't up to date), you should definitely consider installing Microsoft's FREE Security Essentials. Here's a nice comparison/review of it and some other antivirus products.

Microsoft Security Essentials Ranks as Best-Performing Free Antivirus [Antivirus]:

Anti-malware testing group AV-Comparatives.org not only gave Microsoft Security Essentials a top rating for malware removal, but now they've given it their best ranking in their performance test as well.

AV-Comparatives.org ran a series of real-world tests running through common scenarios like downloading, extracting, copying, and encoding files, installing and launching applications, and they also ran through an automated testing suite as well. Once the dust had settled, it became clear that not only is MSE one of only three products that both blocks and removes malware well, but it's also very light on system resources.

Out of all the products tested, Microsoft Security Essentials was the best-performing free antivirus solution, and one of only two that received 'very fast' on each of the real-world tests, earning it their top award: an 'advanced+' ranking. We've been telling you for a while that you don't need to pay for Windows security, and now with MSE ranked alongside the top paid apps in both malware removal and performance, you might want to consider making the switch.

Hit the AV-Comparatives link for the full report in PDF form, or check out the PC Mag story for the overview—if you can deal with some irritating in-text ads.

Study says to stare at boobs for a longer life. Um....ok.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery

disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

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What if climate change IS a hoax?

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Nice comparison of US with & without this healthcare bill

I am pissed that they gave up so much. But obviously, this is better than the status quo. Go to http://wonkroom.thinkprogress.org for more details.

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RIP Alaina Reed Hall

RIP Alaina Reed Hall: "Alaina Reed Hall, an actress who many American members of my cohort will fondly remember as Olivia from Sesame Street, and/or Rose from 227, has died at age 63 of breast cancer.

I absolutely adored Olivia when I was a little girl, falling absolutely in admiring awe of her—I thought she was so smart and so beautiful and so nice, and I wished I could sing as well as she did—before I was even old enough to understand that Reed Hall was not really a woman named Olivia who actually lived on Sesame Street.

A bunch of people writing obits for Reed Hall, including Dodai over at Jezebel, have posted one of my favorite 'Olivia' moments on Sesame Street: Olivia singing and Linda (played by deaf actress Linda Bove) signing 'Sing.'

Olivia (speaking) and Linda (signing): Signing is a way of talking used by people can't hear, who are deaf. Linda is (I am) signing because Linda is (I am) deaf. Now, Linda's (I am) going to sign the word 'sing.' (Linda spells the word in ASL then makes the sign.) Then we're going to play a game. I'm (Olivia is) going to do a song with the word 'sing' in it, and every time you hear it, sign the word! Sign 'sing.' (Olivia signs 'sing.') I'll do it with you, 'k? 'Sing.' Remember, every time you hear it. 'Sing.'

[Music starts.]

Olivia (singing) and Linda (signing): Sing / Sing a song / Sing out loud / Sing out strong / Sing of good things, not bad / Sing of happy, not sad / Sing / Sing a song / Make it simple / To last your whole life long / Don't worry that it's not good enough / For anyone else to hear / Just sing / Sing a song / La la la la la / La la la la la la / La la la la la la la / La la la la la / La la la la la la / La la la la la la la / Sing!
"

Study Shows Number Of Sexual Partners Correspond To Creative Output

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From Innovation Playground:

Creative people are fun. Creative people are likeable. But many creative minds are unorganized and sometimes deficient in handling complex logic. Some creative minds are highly analytical too, although the processing was sort of in the back and you don’t see it.

Creative people are more social than others. Here’s a case in point. Psychologists at the University of Newcastle upon Tyne and the Open University found that professional artists and poets have about twice as many sexual partners as other people. The study also shows that the average number of sexual partners increased as creative output went up. So the more creative you are, the more sexual partners you should have. You tell me if this true. Now I understand so many people wants to be a creative director.

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More on creativity and sex drive. The desire to be creative or feel creative, whether expressed in music, industrial design, art, fashion or photography or film, coexists with the primal urge to commit the sex act, and other layers in between. It is like onions that we have many layers. What if your desire for sex is weak, does it mean you are less creative than others? If you buy the above argument, then this should the case. When sex is suppressed in some cultures, does this in effect force the libido up into "higher" forms, and thereby further enhance creativity? I don’t know.

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I believe our creative motivations are often based on some of our most primal passions, such as joy, fear, anger, love and lust. In an article Creative Juice – A Dozen Key Lessons for Creative Dreamers, Suzanne Falter-Barns quotes Deepak Chopra: “Creativity is ultimately sexual – I’m sorry — but it is!” I am not a Chopra’s fan, he may be right this time. Love and lust makes us think differently in that it triggers global processing, which in turn promotes creative thinking. Love and lust are good for creativity.

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amanda palmer - "gaga, palmer, madonna", a kitchen-ukulele-blogsong

Thanks to Francie for finding this gem!

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Itsy bitsy teeny tiny snowman

Tis the season to be silly at the National Physical Laboratory, where scientists have constructed the world’s smallest snowman by shooting a focused ion beam at nano-scale tin beads used in the correction of electron microscope astigmatism. The final product measures a ridiculous 10 µm across — 1/5th the width of a human hair. Check out the making of here.

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Brittany Murphy

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Dead.

Observations: How Santa Does It: Clones, Wormholes and Memory-Elimination Devices

The truth about SantaPerhaps you—like me—are disappointed by the amateur calculations done every December that purport to show how Santa couldn't possibly deliver presents to all the good boys and girls in the world. Okay, fine: if Santa were just a dude in a sleigh (even one powered by some very fast reindeer), his task would be very hard, perhaps even impossible. And yet! These are the holidays; I do not want to be burdened with what is impossible. I want to know how it can be done. I want to know how—without resort to magic, that lazy storytelling crutch—the good Saint Nick runs his global one-night present-delivery operation.

Fortunately, in The Truth about Santa: Wormholes, Robots, and What Really Happens on Christmas Eve, the veteran science writer Gregory Mone has for the first time uncovered the advanced technological tricks that Santa must rely on to make real what was once mere fantasy. Mone, a contributing editor for Popular Science magazine, is intimately familiar with the not-quite-science-fiction world of wormholes, organ printing and sleep-deprivation techniques that makes Santa's escapade possible. (Unsurprisingly, many of the technological tricks that Santa uses to see everything and appear to be everywhere at once are being developed by the military.) In delightfully wry prose, Mone reports how Santa—formerly one Jebediah Meserole of Greenpoint, Brooklyn—employs a small army of not-quite-clones to the world's homes, how they use time-travel devices to ensure they get to every home in one night (while only themselves aging six months), and the advanced rejuvenation, hibernation, and memory-annihilation process that follows (after all, you can't have a helper Claus writing a tell-all book once the deed is done, can you). The brisk read—it comes in at just 144 pages—is not just a how-to for would-be Santas. It is a romp through the nearby future of advanced technology, a world where magic is made real.

Book cover: Bloomsbury USA

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The octopus who loves his Mr Potato Head

Louis the octopus clearly thinks two heads are better than one when it comes to toys.

The 1.8m-wide (6ft) creature is so attached to Mr Potato Head that he turns aggressive when aquarium staff try to remove it from his tank.

Octopus & Mr Potato HeadLouis cuddles his Mr Potato Head

The giant Pacific octopus was given the toy for Christmas and has even learned to dig out food hidden in a secret box at the back of it.

'He's fascinated by it,' said Matt Slater, of the Blue Reef Aquarium in Newquay, Cornwall. 'He attacks the net we use to fish the toy out every time we try to take it away.'

Mr Slater added: 'Octopuses are very intelligent and they like to be stimulated and busy.'

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There Will Be Blood Wins the Decade

This is really interesting. I have highlighted the movies I really loved in green and the ones I haven’t seen yet in red. And I would just like to say that I LOVED Eternal Sunshine…This is a good list to use to build up your Netflix queue…

What do you think?

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In its day, Paul Thomas Anderson's oil-drilling epic had to take a back seat to the Coen Brother's nihilist No Country For Old Men. But a few years later, this Blood will not be washed out.

The web has come alive with Best Film of the Decade lists. Unlike Best of the Year lists, where the same dozen or so films appear again and again, Best of the Decades are where a list-making critic can really take wings and fly, revealing their inner soul through their choices. Are you a Lost in Translation type or a Memento-ite? The choice says everything, and nothing, about the list makers.

So what we've done is added up all the Best lists we could find online — from the New Yorker to spitefulcritic.com; anywhere where people had made a list. We gave each film a point for every inclusion on every top ten list. Some lists made it a bit difficult, doing say an unordered top 15's, but we've included as much as we can to try and get an accurate count.

Also in the case of multi-film series, such as Lord of the Rings or the Bourne films, some critics placed the entire series on the list, some cast their votes for the individual films.

And when the votes were all in, by a nose, There Will Be Blood stood alone at the top of the decade, its straw in the whole damn cinema's milkshake.

Some other interesting findings:

  • Really this has to be considered a huge moral victory for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Barely noticed by Oscar, relatively little discussed so many years later, the Gondry/Charlie Kaufman film came just one vote away from taking the entire decade.
  • When one looks at how spread out the voting is, one can't help but see how few consensus masterpieces there were in this decade. A mere 11 films get more than 5 votes.
  • Perhaps the most discussed filmmaker of the decade, Michael Moore, barely registers, getting just two votes for Farenheit 9/11 and one for Bowling for Columbine.
  • Many of the decades other high profile auteurs also barely crack the list: No Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino gets higher than the four vote level. Judd Apatow and Alexander Payne fail to rise above three votes. Clint Eastwood and David Cronenberg above two. Steven Speilberg bizarrely scores a high ranking in the voting only because of Catch Me If You Can, which inexplicably received six votes for a highly forgettable film. Other than that, no Speilberg film received more than a single vote.
  • The highest grossing series of the decade, the Harry Potter films, gets body-slammed by the listmakers with just one vote.
  • If the Pixar movies had been one series, it would have won the decade. Easily.
  • Foreign films predictably are largely ignored by the listmakers. Brazil's City of God is the highest ranking with six votes.
  • This was a rough decade for comedy, with very few films seemingly entering the canon. The highest ranking and thereby best comedies of the decade are 40 Year Old Virgin and Anchorman, each of which scored three votes.

Overall certainly no one could say that masterpieces were pouring out of every crevice during the zeroes. But looking at the list overall, one can feel mildly content that there were in fact a pretty large number of pretty decent films over the last ten years. We can close the door on a decade of tumult saying in the cinema front at least, if not in the peace and economic stability front, the 00's can go home feeling content about a job well done.

Below is the tally of votes, in order of their place of finish:

12 Votes

There Will Be Blood

11 Votes

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Lord of the Rings films,

10 Votes

No Country For Old Men

8 Votes

Momento

7 Votes

Brokeback Mountain, The Dark Knight

6 Votes

Almost Famous, Catch Me If You Can, Pan's Labyrinth, Wall-E

5 Votes

City of God, The Departed, The Incredibles

4 Votes

Cache, Gladiator, Kill Bill,The Lives of Others, Lost in Translation, Royal Tennenbaums

3 Votes

The 40 Year Old Virgin, Amelie, Anchorman, The Bourne Series, Finding Nemo, Mullholland Drive, Sideways, Slumdog Millionaire, The White Ribbon, You Can Count on Me


2 Votes

25th Hour, Adaptation, Amores Perros, Borat , Capturing the Friedmans,
Casino Royale, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Fahernheit 9/11, Far From Heaven, A History of Violence, Inglorious Basterds, Mystic River, The New World, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Son, Spirited Away, Team America, Together, Werckmeister Harmonies, What Time is it there?, The Wrestler


1 Vote

2046,300, AI, American Splendor,The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford ,The Baader Meinhoff Complex, Bad Education, Battle in Heaven, The Beat that My Heart Skipped, Before Sunset, Best of Youth, Beau Travail, Bloody Sunday, Bowling for Columbine, La Commune, Crash ,Dead Man's Shoes, The Descent, Divine Intervention, Donnie Darko, Downfall, The Fog of War, The Fountain, Four Months, Three Weeks and Two Days, Funny People, Grizzly Man, The Harry Potter series, Hunger, Hustle and Flow, Inland Empire, Into the Wild, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Knocked Up, Last King of Scotland, Let the Right One In, Letters From Iwo Jima, The Life Aquatic, Little Miss Sunshine, Master and Commander, Metallica, Some Kind of Monster, Million Dollar Baby, Millions, Monster, Monsters Ball, Moulin Rouge, Ocean's Eleven, The Passion of the Christ,The Pianist,Ratatouille, Red Road, Requiem for a Dream, Superbad, Talk to Her, Time of the Wolf, Transformers, Traffic, United 93, The Queen, Wet Hot American Summer, Y Tu Mama Tambien ,Zatoichi, Zodiac

The Source Lists:

Drew Mcgary, NBC Bay Area, Paste Magazine, The Times of London, The Onion AV Club, Popdose, Hollywood Reporter, Houstonian, Entertainment Weekly, Total Film Editor in Chief, Total Film Readers, L Magazine, Jonathan Fuhrman: Mediaite, Global Comment, Rolling Stone, IDS News, Zero For Conduct, TV Guide, True Slant, IMDB top rated, Stylus Magazine, The Telegraph, Orlando Sentinel, Moviefone, David Denby: The New Yorker, Reel Loop, richardrushfield.com, Spiteful Critic

Octopuses (octopi?) are seriously smart

And inquisitive too, btw.

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10 Creepy Santas

It’s getting near Christmas again, which means legions of Santas are heading for malls all over the country, waiting for your children to climb atop their laps and whisper to them their most secret desires. The Mall Santa thing has to be one of the creepiest traditions we have, and yet it seems like it will never die — and as a result, a lot of people out there in internetland have embarrassing pictures of themselves as kids posed with Santa, and sites like sketchysantas are there to redistribute the most humiliating of those memories for the rest of us to enjoy. Vote for your favorite creepy Santa in the comments!

This first creepy Santa is a vintage found photograph owned by collector Albert Tanquero, who has an amazing array of vernacular/found photos on his flickr page. It’s easily the scariest picture of Santa I’ve ever seen, if not one of the creepiest photos I’ve ever come across, right down to the taxidermied donkey.

crazy santa

The following Santas were found in the voluminous archives of sketchysantas.

Santa should at least try and look like he’s having fun, right?
Chris_santa

Santa’s about to have a complete mental breakdown. He’s got the crazy-eye, as they say.
Brian

How can she be so calm with this leering maniac’s arm around her?
Flannery_santa

Note to Santas everywhere: masks are scary. If you look so unlike Santa Claus that you must make use of a mask to sustain the illusion, you might consider another line of work.
Pam

heywood_santa

Santa looks like death warmed over.
kristi_santa

I think Santa and his lap-dweller might be the same age. So much gone horribly awry here …
sketchy1

Santa’s got a Percodan addiction.
tommy

80s glasses look weird on Santa. Also, Santa looks a little like Mark Borchardt from American Movie (then again, maybe it’s just the 80s glasses).
Rachel

Merry Christmas, people!

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Another ridiculously cute kitty picture

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Insane Sarah Palin Shirt

This woman has that scary glazed look in her eyes, doesn't she?

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December 17th Is Free Shipping Day [Saving Money]

December 17th Is Free Shipping Day [Saving Money]: "

If you're planning to do a lot of your holiday shopping online, mark your calendar for December 17th—it's Free Shipping Day, in which roughly 700 online retailers are offering free shipping for any purchases, and delivery is guaranteed by the 24th. To participate, just hit up the site on the 17th to get the appropriate coupon codes for the retailer you want to buy from. While you're getting your gift-giving ducks in a row, make sure you take a look at this year's holiday shipping deadlines. [Free Shipping Day via Consumer Reports]

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Christmas present from Apple - 20 free Christmas classic songs

Has Jolly Ole Steve slipped in a Christmas present for all of us? Everyone, naughty or nice, can get twenty Christmas classics like “Silent Night,” “The First Noel,” and “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” for free.

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Thank You Fox News for….

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Well, that pretty much covers it, eh?

Want to get more battery life from your smartphone?

Modern phones come loaded with bright screens, fun games and apps, and connections for 3G, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, and GPS. Not coincidentally, they're constantly out of juice. Here's some of the best collected wisdom about saving your web-connected phone's battery life.

Photo by [177].

Note: I've tweaked a few sections, added in submissions from commenters, and removed a woefully misguided idea about dark-themed backgrounds since this post was originally published. Thanks for the help and (occasionally) gentle hand slaps.

Universal battery tips

They're different in a lot of ways, but all smartphones can be made to be more frugal with their limited power reserves if you're willing to follow a few simple rules of thumb.

Keep it cool and out of pocket: If you're outside, don't leave your phone facing the direct sunlight. If you can pull it off without looking like a hyper-aggressive real estate agent, belt-clip your phone, or generally keep it out of your pocket and away from close quarters with your body heat.

  • Switch off 3G when it's unnecessary: It's faster than EDGE or GRPS and can deliver both voice and data in a continuous stream to your phone. It also uses up quite a bit more power. When you've got good coverage and plan to mostly talk, or just get occasional email updates, you don't need such wide wireless pipes. Switch to EDGE/2G usage in your settings, preferably with a widget or shortcut.

  • Switch off any unneeded service: Goes without saying for anyone who's learned the hard way. Having your phone constantly look for new Bluetooth devices, Wi-Fi hotspots, GPS positions, and Exchange server emails that don't arrive at 4 a.m. will definitely kill your battery. Find the most convenient way your phone offers to turn these things off, or automate their use, and act on it.

  • Be frugal with background applications and notifications: It feels like living in the future when new emails, Twitter messages, Facebook updates, calendar appointments, and other minutiae are delivered minute-by-minute to your phone. Your battery lives in the present, though, and could use a break from your hyper-awareness. If you've got a phone that can keep multiple applications "open" for quicker access (Android, Pre, Windows Mobile), don't feel obligated to keep them present.

  • Fiddle with screen time-outs and brightness: Tweak how long your screen stays lit after a quick time check, modify how bright it must stay during the daylight, and you'll likely pull a bit more use time from your handset.

  • Use mobile site versions: Find and bookmark the mobile versions of the sites you always visit (often found at m.sitename.com, mobile.sitename.com, or, occasionally, sitename.com/m), and keep tools like the Google Mobilizer and Bing Mobile handy; they'll automatically pare down a page to its basic elements, and save your phone from having to burn its battery pulling down giant banner ads. Using Google mobile search on some phones also presents an "Options" menu next to each result, which provides a "mobile" link for any page.
Photo by sarchi.

BlackBerry


If you're rocking a BlackBerry, chances are that disconnecting your network to save on battery life isn't an option. Instead, you might try a few of these tips. Photo by liewcf.


  • RIM's official tips: To summarize: Close your browser with the ESC key when you're done surfing, use shortcuts instead of Java-based menus, get crazy with the extensive settings, and use the Desktop Manager (now available for PCs and Mac OS X) to load media, rather than have your phone resize and compress it all.

  • Radio Saver and AutoStandby: Radio Saver turns off your phone's cell reception when coverage is spotty or non-existent, saving you from the dreaded drain of roaming for signal. AutoStandby, when it's on, drops your BlackBerry into a deeper standby state, rather than just sleep, if you'd rather get a bit more time from your phone than be constantly pinged. They're $2.99 each, which isn't cheap for a utility, but might be worth the coffee change if you're low on battery life or working on the edge of service.

  • BBlight: This simple little app allows you to have your screen's backlight automatically turn off after a set period of time. Here's the direct over-the-air link. Thanks atomicrabbit!

  • The Boy Genius basics: Straight from the BlackBerry-toting, news-breaking blogger behind the Boy Genius Report, the basics on keeping your phone alive:

    Turn down brightness of the screen, turn the LED off, turn Bluetooth off, Wi-Fi off (when not needed).


    Also, keep it in a holster, since it will "sleep" (when inside it)


    No silver bullets there, but sound advice—especially on the holster bit.


iPhones

Apple's game-changing, full-web-browsing phone has had its battery life detractors from the get-go. Luckily, some have put their efforts into fixing that. Photo by Mat Honan.

  • Apple's official tips: To summarize: Don't get it too hot or too cool, turn off unnecessary services, "lock" it frequently, and let the battery run completely down, and then charge to 100 percent, at least once a month.

  • Gizmodo's suggestions: To summarize: Change from Push to Fetch email, turn off contacts and calendar sync if you're not a CEO, cancel scanning for new Wi-Fi networks, and avoid games with vibration and 3D graphics (except in seriously long airport lines).

  • Toggle networks with SBSettings jailbreak app: By default, the iPhone's on/off switches are tucked inside the settings, and the phone can only automate screen brightness. With SBSettings installed on a jailbroken phone (from the BigBoss repository), you can not toggle all your data connections on and off from a flip-down widget, and fine-tune other battery-grabbing aspects of your phone. See and read more about SBSettings at The Apple Blog. Thanks j_rich!

  • Use the battery percentage indicator: The standard battery indicator can leave you guessing as to how healthy your iPhone actually is, and sometimes misreports its state entirely. If you've got a iPhone 3GS, or a jailbroken iPhone, you can enable a numeric percentage read on your lock screen by heading to Settings, General, and then Usage to toggle "Battery Percentage" to On.

  • Use Prowl, GPush, or very light Push for Gmail: We first showed you how to use Prowl and Growl to push Gmail to your iPhone, and it remains a more battery-efficient means of getting important email notifications, particularly while your main work computer is running. We also detailed a work-around with GPush that works at any time—when it works, period. Since then, Gmail has added official push support for instant email notifications, but it also makes manual email fetching more reliable, so users can set it to an hourly or manual interval to save on battery use. Thanks drjonze and wbullockiii!

Android


The current crop of Android phones have almost universally crummy battery life. Luckily, the system's open platform has given app developers lots of leeway to squeeze every drop out of them. Photo by sugree.



  • Automate your phone rules: When you're asleep, you want important calls to come through, but you don't need to check your email every hour. When you're at work, your screen doesn't need to be so bright, and you've already got net access. Using an app like Locale , you can make turning on and off your phone's most power-hungry features automatic, based on time of day, location, battery status, and other factors.

  • Learn to love APNdroid: It's more severe, but APNdroid is also the most sincere battery saver out there. Click its app icon, and your EDGE/3G cell networks are turned off, while your basic call connection remains in place. That's better than Airplane Mode, which totally renders you inaccessible, and, used wisely, you'll definitely notice the difference when you start charging every other day. Better still, it seems a Locale plug-in is in the works, so turning off your wireless access when it's not needed could become a no-brainer.

  • Keep the power widget handy: When your Android 1.6 (a.k.a. Donut) update arrives, you'll have a new widget available, "Power Control," that puts some important on/off switches—Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, GPS, auto-sync, and screen brightness—all on one horizontal strip. Keep it someplace handy on your home screen, and power down when you're at your most casual.

  • See what's eating your juice: Also new in Android 1.6: A percentage Battery Use chart you can access under About Phone in your Settings. It shows what's been pulling in power since the last time you charged your phone, which can help remind you of background apps and other power drains.

Windows Mobile


Older than almost all its siblings, but Windows Mobile has grown to incorporate all the same battery-killing background powers as its brethren. Photo by Titanus.


  • WMExperts' tips: To summarize: Avoid Wi-Fi whenever possible, dial down your email checking, and dig into your settings to modify screen time-outs and vibration frequency.

  • WMLongLife: Basically, this independent app switches your phone from 3G service down to 2G when it's in standby mode, so background data grabs and non-essential pings drain less battery. The developer also states it has a beneficial impact on, erm, other functions.

Palm Pre


Everybody who digs the Palm Pre mentions its "deck of cards" multi-tasking and Sprint's seriously speedy data networks. Yeah, you guessed it—both require a little power precaution.


  • Treonauts' battery tips: To summarize: Turn it off (or into airplane mode) when in very weak coverage, and follow the same kind of auto-check and background app recommendations made earlier in this post.

  • Battery Saver: This homebrew app is only really useful if there are parts of the day where another phone provides you with emergency contact—like at home, if you have an alternate line. If that's the case, though, turning your phone to airplane mode at pre-set parts of the day gives you the advantage of a quick power-on or contact check, while also saving on battery life.

Symbian (Help Wanted)


To be honest, the vast variety of Symbian phones with customized firmwares give us pause at offering a standard set of apps or recommendations for better battery life. That said, if you know of a tip, trick, or app that saves battery life on Symbian phones, tell us in the comments. We'll update the post here to reflect the best suggestions.



  • traviswilson shares the basics of Symbian app management for newcomers:

    Close your camera, youtube, slingplayer, google maps (it uses gps, and say no to latitude sharing) and any applications still running:
    I believe all Symbian phones have a menu key ... If you hold that button down it will show you what applications are open (windows version of alt-tab) and you can close programs running in the background. Remember Symbian can multitask and will usually leave your programs running unless you close them by using Options, Exit.


  • sockatume posts a whole lot of Symbian tweaks to try in the comments, including this bit:

    Switch data connections to "When Needed" instead of "When Available". The phone won't make a power-hungry data connection unless an app actually requests one.


  • fadedspark asks Symbian users to be sure they're updated on their firmware, as it's more than just a number change that happens:

    Battery improvements are one of nokia's focus points, going from 100-110 on my old e71 netted me about 3hrs of battery life. I was a HEAVY user. HSDPA push running all day. Had to recharge at 11pm every night until that update.

Hopefully you'll find something useful in these tips to give your mobile data hub a bit more life from each charge. Did we miss anything major? By all means, tell us about it in the comments, and share your own battery life discoveries.


Send an email to Kevin Purdy, the author of this post, at xriva@yvsrunpxre.pbz kevin@lifehacker.com

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For other Kindle people

RekindleIT Instantly Sends Web Pages to Kindles [Bookmarklet]:

If you come across a web page you'd like to continue reading on your Kindle, you could 'print' and convert it to PDF, grab your USB cord, and transfer it. Better idea: click the RekindleIT bookmark and send it instantly.

Written by the team behind the WordHustler submission platform for writers, RekindleIT is an easy-to-use JavaScript bookmark. Click it when your browser has something worth reading open, and you'll be prompted to either email the converted file to yourself, or send the page over the WhisperNet air to your Kindle. That's the easiest route, and the reason this tool was crafted, but there's a small catch—Amazon charges $0.15 per MB of transferred material.

That's hardly a stopping point, though. Grab the printer-friendly version of an article, and the charge is miniscule. Use a smart reader-friendly bookmarklet—like Readability or Readable—just before using the RekindleIT tool, and your data charges are very miniscule indeed—probably just 15 cents.

Update: Reader Billy Quackenbush notes that the auto-formatting webapp Instapaper also offers an automatic Kindle conversion link on articles you've saved to the service.

RekindleIT is free to use and works with just about any browser. Be sure to set up your Kindle to accept data from RekindleIT's sending address, detailed at the 'Get RekindleIT' link at the page below.