First impressions

So I’ve been in Germany for about 40 hours now – first visit here. Here’s a synopsis of what I’ve thought/learned:

1) I am hyper aware of the whole Nazi thing. Not sure if this is an American thing or a Jewish thing, but I’m going with the Jew one.

2) People seem to speak english pretty well, which is very good since my knowledge of German is limited to “please”, “thank you” and “good day”.

3) Food so far is crap. Ice cream was yummy except for the flavor that the waitress recommended (Mozart?!?!) Hopefully, my germans will point me towards the yummy places as I’m not doing well on my own.

4) The city I am staying/working in (Essen) was a big military/industrial area and was severely bombed during WWII. Apparently 60% of the city was destroyed, which explains why it doesn’t look all that German to me (it’s all pretty new).

5) Jetlag stinks. (It’s 3:51am. I went to bed at 10pm, slept till 2 and have been awake since then. Hoping to tire out so that I get some more sleep before I go to work tomorrow.) Maybe tomorrow I will sleep normally.

That’s all I have for now.

Obama ice cream! (this is the last of my ice cream related postings.)

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went for a grown up dessert.

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I'm kind of tempted to order one of these desserts.

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Permission <--this is absolutely brilliant

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this is what I got when I ordered a club sandwich from room service. I'm scared of it.

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Dwarf rushed to hospital after gluing his penis to a hoover

Dwarf rushed to hospital after gluing his penis to a hoover

Last updated at 16:18 20 August 2007


A dwarf performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival was rushed to hospital after he glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.

Daniel Blackner - who performs in the Circus of Horrors as Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf - said the incident happened as he prepared for a show.

As part of the spectacle, the dwarf pulls a Henry vacuum cleaner across the show attached to his penis.

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Stuck: Daniel Blackner became attached to the hoover with extra strong glue

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But a special attachment connecting the 42-year-old to the appliance came loose.

He decided to fix the broken apparatus with extra strong glue, but he left it to dry for only 20 seconds, instead of 20 minutes.

This meant when he connected himself to the vacuum cleaner, the glue was not yet dry, and his penis was immediately stuck fast.

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Smiling: Daniel Blackner before the incident

He was taken to the accident and emergency department of Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, where, he said, nurses struggled for an hour to free him.

Mr Blackner said: "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short lived."

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The ingredients: To the cringe-worthy incident

A hospital source confirmed that they treated the performer.

But a spokesman for the Royal Infirmary said he could not comment on individual cases.

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prop plane to dusseldorf. bastards.

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Odd duck

Back in the olden days when I flew & few people had laptops, I was very quick to pull out my laptop to work or watch movies or just futz around.

Yet here I am, high in the sky somewhere above Iceland, can't sleep, just watched a very cute flick (Adventureland - I recommend) & the last thing I can imagine doing to do is pull out the ole laptop. (I'm writing this on my phone btw.) I'm going old school & reading a book. (once I finish this missive.)

(Also keep in mind that every business class section leaving or going to Seattle is packed with Microweenies.)

It's a reverse snobbery but snobbery nonetheless. I am an odd duck sometimes. Waiting to meet that special person who's looking for their odd duck.

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Silly humans

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DJ AM

Kinda hate to post/link to the NY Post for “news” but it hasn’t hit the real newspaper websites yet:

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Leisure and Business Travel Packing List - Travel Light with One Bag!

Just discovered this website: http://www.onebag.com. Tons of great advice about packing, what to bring, tips, etc. for traveling. I consider myself a pretty professional traveler/packer and I picked up some great tips wandering through this site today. Here’s the info from the home page:

Learn how to Lighten your Load!

There's no question: overpacking tops the list of biggest travel mistakes.

Thus this Web site, which offers exhaustive (some might say exhausting!) detail on the art and science of travelling light, going pretty much anywhere, for an indefinite length of time, with no more than a single carry-on-sized bag.

Why Travel Light?

Of all the travel skills you might acquire, travelling light is the one most likely to result in a relaxed, productive, stress-free travel experience. There are many reasons for this, including ...

Security: With a greatly reduced need to check baggage (or otherwise entrust it to the care of others), you are much less likely to lose your belongings to theft, damage, or misrouting. You likewise foil those who would enlist your unsuspecting aid as a conveyor of contraband goods. Would that peace of mind were always so easily acquired!

Economy: You don't have to pay porters and others to carry and store stuff for you. You eliminate extra baggage charges (and many airlines now charge for all checked baggage). You are more able to take public transportation (even from airports, just like airport personnel and flight crews), rather than taxis and limos. You can even walk. All of which also bring you into more intimate (hence rewarding) contact with the people and places you have come to visit.

Flexibility: Less stuff means greater mobility, which gives you more travel options. You needn't arrive at airports as early. You can board trains, trams, and coaches with alacrity. You can more easily deal with delayed transportation and missed connections (because you can choose alternatives without worrying about what will happen to your belongings); you can also switch to earlier flights when space is available. You can sell your seat (by volunteering to be "bumped") on full flights. You can travel as an air courier. You will be among the first to leave the airport for your destination, while others wait for baggage delivery and long customs inspection queues. And you won't feel compelled to take the first hotel room offered: you can comfortably walk down the street should the reception counter person quote an unreasonably high price.

Serenity: If there is a bottom line, it's that travelling light is simply a better, more hassle-free way to go. You have more time, because packing takes little. You waste less energy hauling stuff. You know what you have, and where everything is (as you pack your bag the same way every time). We've all seen those hapless folks at the airport, with too much baggage and panicked expressions, worried that they have lost track of something, or left something behind. Foreign travel in particular can be challenging because it is unfamiliar and unpredictable, but the one-bag traveller copes by operating from a solid, familiar foundation, with fewer unnecessary things to worry about.

Ecology: All of the above are concerned with short-term benefits to you. But travelling light also yields long-term benefits to the planet. Less stuff to manufacture.--> Less use of vehicles and other machinery to move things (including you) around. Less fuel for the vehicles that do move you. Less greenhouse gas production. Less damage to our celestial home. Greater likelihood of upcoming generations being around to do some travelling of their own.

I'm Convinced!  How Can This Site Help Me?

He who would travel happily must travel light.

Antoine de Saint Exupéry

If there is a "trick" to travelling light, it's the understanding and proper use of a packing list. Apart from that, however, there's no particular magic, no specific secret. Travelling light is a skill comprised of a very large number of very small considerations. Individually, many of them might seem relatively unimportant; collectively, they make it possible to journey for extended periods of time carrying no more than will fit in a surprisingly small bag.

If you're a typical traveller, don't expect the transition to happen overnight (unless you are unusually diligent). The expert one-bag traveller will have learned a great deal about:

  1. What To Pack, avoiding the temptation of lugging around too much stuff;
  2. What To Pack It In, understanding what to look for in efficient & effective luggage; and
  3. How To Pack It, particularly the management of clothing so that it doesn't get wrinkled.

But there's no need to become an instant expert. Feel free to meander through this site, taking inspiration where you find it. Every single topic detailed on these pages can help you become a better (and happier) traveller, but it's unnecessary (and probably counterproductive) to tackle them all at once. Start with those that most appeal to you, and leave the others for when you seek to further hone your skills.

Where To Begin?

The main sections of OneBag.com cover each of the above three topics in considerable detail. I suggest starting with Using A Packing List, then continuing as and where your interests lead you; you needn't assimilate everything immediately.

If you came here looking for luggage tips, you'll find much on that topic under the What To Pack It In menu. Appreciate, however, that merely acquiring a bag, no matter how "perfect", will no more turn you into a one-bag traveller than a superb violin will turn you into a concert soloist!

You'll also find a detailed analysis of every individual item on my personal packing list, along with a considerable variety of supplemental information, including:

  • a checklist of things to take care of prior to leaving on a trip
  • contact information for suppliers of specialty items mentioned on these pages
  • a (very) few recommended books on related topics
  • a collection of links to a carefully-chosen assortment of sites that One Bag enthusiasts are likely to find interesting
  • my own compilation of travel industry links for airlines, hotels, and rental automobiles, plus the best metasearch engines, handy lists of country/airport/airline codes, and tools for checking real-time flight status, airport delay conditions, & aircraft seating arrangements

And don't miss the TraveLetters page, featuring representative comments from people who have put these ideas into action, thus offering reassurance that this site isn't merely (or at least, entirely!) the ravings of some geek with a packing fixation.

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Among other things, Glenn Beck can't spell

This news doesn't surprise me.

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Broom stands up all by itself + Local news is dopey

The broom part isn't what gets me in this story. It's the news organization's inappropriate use of "its". There's something wrong with me, right?

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Technology overload

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Kayaking

IMG_4313 Went up to the San Juan Islands last weekend to kayak and look for Orcas. Unfortunately, we didn’t see much wildlife (a few eagles ‘n such), but it was a gorgeous day and a beautiful part of the country.

My pix are posted here.

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