Okay, let's get this straight. First of all, read this and please note that I wrote it more than a month before OPRAH invaded Twitter.
If you go onto Twitter and tweet about what you ate for breakfast, it means you are dull. No one is going to bother to follow you. Also, it means that you don't understand what Twitter is about.
If you go on the radio or tv and tell people that Twitter is for writing about what you ate for breakfast, you should be waterboarded for your role in encouraging the decline of wit. Seriously, is that all you've got?
Twitter is an opportunity to say something interesting or funny in 140 characters and have ANYONE in the world decide that you are worth following to see what you're going to say next. It's not about keeping in touch with your family. Cause (even if they don't tell you this), they don't care what you had for breakfast. And strangers care even less.
I'm not saying that none of Oprah's masses are entertaining. But I'm just not a fan of the mass. And I am a fan of the twit. And I'm afraid that they're going to ruin all my fun. Next thing you know, politicians will discover Twitter. What?