Apparently, more than 130,000 (individual) (inflatable) breasts have been lost at sea. They were meant to be part of a magazine giveaway (????).
Wouldn’t it be great if they washed up in some conservative red state? It’s pretty unlikely since they were being transported from Beijing to Australia. But a girl can hope.
Details are here.
Updated to clarify that the breasts are inflatable. Cause otherwise this would be a creepy story.