Yes, it’s the most important election in our lifetimes, whatever. And yes, Starbucks will give you free coffee if you go show them that you voted (increase the caffeine in your system and get even more jittery and anxious – sounds like a great plan!)
But, if you live in NYC or Seattle, here’s a different kind of incentive from Babeland – a complimentary sex toy if you stop by and show them that you voted!
Stop by any brick and mortar store (New York or Seattle) between November 4th and 11th and bring your voter registration card, voting stub or word of honor. If you voted, we’ll give you a Silver Bullet or a Maverick Sleeve (get it?) for free! Yes, free. It’s because we value voting that much.
How’s that for an incentive?