I'm really liking the Beeb today

Beeb = BBC in English (England's English that is). Here's a headline from their web site:

A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her.

Ya know, in my world, they don't have to say anything else after that. By the way, if anyone was thinking of getting me a pet camel, please consider something smaller. Seriously.

(Apparently it smothered her. It must have wanted her to service him.)