Your opportunity has arrived

Your whole life has been focused on preparation for this day. And it has arrived. That's right. Diddy (aka "Puff Daddy" aka "P. Diddy" etc etc etc) is looking for a new assistant. On YouTube.

Right now the internets are really on my nerves. Check out this "resume". This woman has been a corrections officer, has two degrees, gone to "model school", has been a financial analyst and has been a waitress at Red Lobster.

... and still manages to lean over several times so that we are aware of her "assets".

0 comments: