Breaking News: Paris Hilton to "pay complete attention to everything"

''I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all,'' she told the judge before announced the sentence.

That's right folks - apparently now that she's been busted for drunk driving (I think this wasn't her first time - she was driving with a suspended license or something), Paris has decided to pay complete attention to everything. What a relief. I guess that prior to now, she's paid complete attention to nothing. Everyone needs a little wake up at some point in their life, right?

The good news is that she's going to jail for 45 days: Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

Ooh, it gets better:
On Jan. 15, Hilton was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed her that she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging that she was not to drive, according to papers filed in Superior Court.

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Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said at the time Hilton wasn't aware her license was suspended. A copy of the document Hilton signed on Jan. 15 was found in the car's glove compartment, court papers say.

She's not really stupid. It's just an act cause that's what the public likes, right? Oy.

From the New York Times.

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