"I'm going to give you a shot so that you don't remember the trauma I'm about to put you through." -- Doctor in Slough, England hospital just before he relocated my dislocated (and shattered) ankle.
"That's okay, I like spicy food." -- Me in an Indian restaurant on Third Avenue in NYC. (don't ever say this in an Indian restaurant, by the way. They take it like a challenge...and you'll lose.)
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