My prediction

President Bush says that we are not leaving Iraq until we finish the mission.

I predict that "the mission" is going to change. You know, like when they all of a sudden claimed that they never said "Stay the course". Oh, that's right, they said it, but only 5 times. In a world where 5 equals the number of snowflakes that fall on a cow in Vermont in winter.

But I digress...

So here are some potential revisions of what the mission is (so that we can "win" and get the hell out of there):

We win if an Iraqi chicken lays more than one egg in 24 hours.
or
We win if somewhere in Iraq, someone has electricity for 2 hours in a row.
or
We win if an old Iraqi man gets up to pee in the middle of the night.

Just a thought...